RadishClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Half Life:2 - Ragdolls]

I'm not really reviewing

I just want to know what song you used in Sadako Dances with C and B. That damn movie rocks the ass. Make more like that, dammit.

This was pretty cool too.

Suck my root

CookieClock responds:

It's the WWE Raw theme song, by Union Underground. i forgot the real name of it.

[KFC: Damn Gypsys]

Your secret herbs and spices are my balls and nuts

Not a bad little flick here. Streaming is good, event is bad. Work on those speach lines and find some better voices... what program you using?

You are in the clock crew now... welcome to hell. Basic training starts at O five hundred. You'll start without me cuz I'll be sleeping in.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

anactual clock veteran :):):):):)

and he kinda liked my movie!! thx

i use text aloud mp3

[Half-Life 2 Ragdolls #2]

ok, that was pretty nifty

but I still dislike you

[I Love Clocks]

It took you HOW long to make this?

You decided to leave the crew too, eh? And after telling me off about being mean to my fellow clocks, you go and pull this shit... for shame.

OK, now for the movie bashing

Point #1 - Animation
There is no animation here... just some simple motion tweens... bad ones, too.

Point #2 - Art
There is none. These avitars were created by someone else. You can't even draw a decent floor! You've always been a bad artist, and you always WILL be a bad artist. Also.. who on Earth drew that fuck ugly StrawberryClock? That thing looks HIDEOUS!

Point #3 - Comedy
I'm sure this movie made YOU laugh, at least. Unfortunately, the joke is only funny to you. Common fact: Gay jokes are only funny if told by gay people. It's true!

Point #4 - Your name
What's with all this Lock shit? Oh yeah... Best way to show you hate the Clock Crew is to make your own version of them. You fucking moron. If you hate the Clock Crew, why mimic them? Try coming up with something original!

Point #5 - You
The Crew has always secretly hated you... that is all.

So, to sum it all up... Nah, nevermind. I'm tired of typing.

[Kill AvocadoClock]

Total Suckage with Redeeming Qualities

Art... good
Premise... good
Animation... none

Neat, but you have a long way to go. My hat's off to your superior graphical skills. All you need to do now is work on your animation and content.

Also, the music choices just... don't seem to fit, even in a comedic sense.

[S&R Part 1 -Ineffable Pie]

This is what it's all about

A true Clock Movie.

Not some lame attempt at a spoof... not some cheap rehashed jokes... and it's not overflowing with unknown obscure characters that noone's ever heard of.

THIS my friend... is a fucking awesome movie.

Comedy at it's best.

Keep up the good work.

And give me back my five bucks!

-Rads

[sad requiem]

You little bastard!

Every time you manage to make me hate you more than before... you go and make something like this... AND COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF!

You have an eye for the dramatic and artistic. With the right teaching, you could be on your way to great things.

-Rads

[Give it Away Now]

Very cool

Though a little lacking. Seeing as it's nothing more than the original video only with Clocks, there isn't much here you haven't seen allready. I suggest some Clock-esque sight gags.

The animation is quite nice, and follows the original video almost seemlessly. I bow before your talents, my friend.

Also... Thank you for using recognizeable members of the Clock Crew in this. You aren't an attention whore, like most out there, who only put themselves and their friends in their movies :)

Keep up the good work. You get a star sticker for your fine efforts

-Rads

LiquorClock responds:

Although "it's nothing more than the original video only with Clocks" , I'm suprised@you that the novelty is lost on you :'( .
Lol, did you even see the end ?
As for putting clocks in, I wish I could put em all in lol.
EXCEPT VEGIES CAUSE THEY GIVE ME GASS >=( , <3.
Still waiting for more movies from you, you got talent fucker, GIT OPH TEH FANCE :).
<3DOVEhort@you .

[Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers]

I'll never get tired of these

Though I must say, this is probably my least favorite of the series. The morphing scenes were far too long, and the humor just wasn't... well... just wasn't funny enough. Funny... Just not "OMFG, LOL" funny :)

Hey... How about Mr. T vs. The Clock Crew :D

[Zion's Jokes: Joke 1]

Jesus Christ!

Exactly how long DOES it take to tell a joke? Yeesh...

OK... It was a humorous joke. But by the time he finally got the the punch line, I was bored to tears and angered deeply that I actually waited so long for such an uneventful ending.

Also, work on those speech lines. It should be a thin line animated on the key frames pointing in different directions on each one. Don't just simply rotate it to the left or right. Watch some classic Clock Movies to see how it's done.

Also... ElementsClock? ZionClock? What the hell are you guys supposed to be?

I hate all these abstract clock names. Make yourself an actually phycial object, not just a ball.

Work harder next time