RadishClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ring: Clock Style]

Bah...

First Milk, now you... Can't you guys come up with your own ideas? FU, FUCLOCK! >:P

{{{FUClock}}}

[The Penis Song]

He may LOOK evil...

But MAN can he sing! I demand another performance. More music, MORE!

ArchonClock responds:

Mwahahaha!

Next up, Monthy Python's Vagina Song.

[fun stuff 749]

OMG, THERE'S A PENIS ON MY TURKEY!!!!1

The critics are going Fuck Crazy over the SandClock:

Gene Shallet writes - "This is the most delicious cheese sandwich I have EVER stuffed up my butt."

Gene Siskle writes - "If ever there was a movie to see, it's certainly not this piece of crap on a stick. I would rather stick my penis in a toaster oven than watch this movie again."

Leonard Maltin writes - "OMFG, IT'S A FLUX COPACITOR!!!1 DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!!1"

CabbageClock responds:

The critics are RIGHT! THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE CORRECT!

[ORANGE'S CLOCKMAS SPECIAL]

Wasn't me... I swear!

You get a "5" for X-Mas!

[Rent-A-Clock-3000™]

Unfortunately true...

Marry me, Zipstyke. Rasp doesn't have to know

[A Very Clock Christmas]

MOMMY, THERE'S A STRAWBERRY IN MY ROOM!

Damn, that was the scariest night of my life. Thanks for editing out the scene where I freaked and hid in dryer. Bah... I knew it was a bad idea putting a chimney in my bedroom.

[@@@The Void@@@]

Movie is good, I want to lick

The power to destroy the Portal is insignificant to the power of the Blorg. Believe in the Blorg and you shall be saved.

Wadezilla responds:

Licking it cannot save you now, you must run to safety. ;-)

[Moxie Thanksgiving!]

Another Moxie Masterpiece

My Thanksgiving movie < Your Thanksgiving movie

[Killbot meets the clocks]

I think you got confused

You see, Raspberry's Freeroamer movie is a parody directed to one of our former members, CranberryClock. If you can, look up his movies. You will find that he claimed to be working on a game called Freeroamer, when in fact everything he submitted was stolen.

There's a lot of history behind this, and I'm sure that if you looked into it, you'd be laughing your ass off at that movie

In the mean time, I'm giving you a FIVE for helping to promote the Clock Crew and our movies. Thanks!

[An Anti-Clock Film]

HAHAHAHA!!1 TOMATO GETS HIS!

That was pretty funny! Needs more comedy, though, and less frustration. I really like the way you drew Tomato and Banana. Do another where you kill me! That would rule!
Anyway, thanks for helping promote the Clock Crew by submitting this movie. We really appreciate it. Maybe you'd be interested in joining us! Come by our site! I think you'll like it!

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