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[Jason's Old Ride]

"And that time over at Johnny's place. Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face. Man, we just fell about the place.
If that chick don't wanna know forget her."

-Leonard Maltin

CabbageClock responds:

"Feed"

-Molten Leopold

[Cokes Covered in Shit III]

What is happened!?

CabbageClock responds:

Things and that.

[VeggieClock Collection 3]

i made this

CabbageClock responds:

You might say, in their own little way, everyone made this.

[Honey Roasted Peanuts 3]

I'm going to start spreading the news

all over my delicate naked body

[Son of Carrot]

Sex with a dimensional portal...

Well, at least there's no clean-up.

[Never Touch Children]

An important lesson for all

Don't forget, children. If you are ever touched just follow these simple steps:
1. Don't touch back.
2. Let the adult finish, as not to incur further and much harsher punishment touching.
3. When the adult is finished, alert another responsible adult.
4. If this responsible adult touches you, see steps 1-3 again.

[Dr P's Infernal Machine 4]

The eternal mystery

Dr. P is a phenomenon of our age. We are all familiar with his tragic tale: eternally trapped within his own infernal creation, forced to communicate to the world outside through the machine's twisted visions of apocalyptic nightmares . Just as we sometimes believe the blind are gifted with second sight or uncanny musical ability, most of us can't help suspecting that Dr. P has been compensated for his torment by being granted a special insight into the true nature of our Universe.

[CC-How Jason Got His Mask]

By far the greatest movie I've seen all minute

Next you should tell the tale of how Jason got his monocle.

[Kozak VII: Reborn]

larf!

Leonard Maltin couldn't be here today to review this movie so here's his pal Leonard Nemoy standing in for him:

"I shit my pants"
-Leonard Nemoy, Leonard Nemoy's Book of Chawozzer

[Four Years of Shit]

Touching

It touches me

And I think you know where

GreyClock responds:

not really?

care to elaborate in a pm?

;) ;) ;)