RadishClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Half Life:2 - Ragdolls]

I'm not really reviewing

I just want to know what song you used in Sadako Dances with C and B. That damn movie rocks the ass. Make more like that, dammit.

This was pretty cool too.

Suck my root

CookieClock responds:

It's the WWE Raw theme song, by Union Underground. i forgot the real name of it.

[KFC: Damn Gypsys]

Your secret herbs and spices are my balls and nuts

Not a bad little flick here. Streaming is good, event is bad. Work on those speach lines and find some better voices... what program you using?

You are in the clock crew now... welcome to hell. Basic training starts at O five hundred. You'll start without me cuz I'll be sleeping in.

SwitchBladeClock responds:

anactual clock veteran :):):):):)

and he kinda liked my movie!! thx

i use text aloud mp3

[Half-Life 2 Ragdolls #2]

ok, that was pretty nifty

but I still dislike you

[Kill AvocadoClock]

Total Suckage with Redeeming Qualities

Art... good
Premise... good
Animation... none

Neat, but you have a long way to go. My hat's off to your superior graphical skills. All you need to do now is work on your animation and content.

Also, the music choices just... don't seem to fit, even in a comedic sense.

[S&R Part 1 -Ineffable Pie]

This is what it's all about

A true Clock Movie.

Not some lame attempt at a spoof... not some cheap rehashed jokes... and it's not overflowing with unknown obscure characters that noone's ever heard of.

THIS my friend... is a fucking awesome movie.

Comedy at it's best.

Keep up the good work.

And give me back my five bucks!

-Rads

[sad requiem]

You little bastard!

Every time you manage to make me hate you more than before... you go and make something like this... AND COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF!

You have an eye for the dramatic and artistic. With the right teaching, you could be on your way to great things.

-Rads

[Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers]

I'll never get tired of these

Though I must say, this is probably my least favorite of the series. The morphing scenes were far too long, and the humor just wasn't... well... just wasn't funny enough. Funny... Just not "OMFG, LOL" funny :)

Hey... How about Mr. T vs. The Clock Crew :D

[Zion's Jokes: Joke 1]

Jesus Christ!

Exactly how long DOES it take to tell a joke? Yeesh...

OK... It was a humorous joke. But by the time he finally got the the punch line, I was bored to tears and angered deeply that I actually waited so long for such an uneventful ending.

Also, work on those speech lines. It should be a thin line animated on the key frames pointing in different directions on each one. Don't just simply rotate it to the left or right. Watch some classic Clock Movies to see how it's done.

Also... ElementsClock? ZionClock? What the hell are you guys supposed to be?

I hate all these abstract clock names. Make yourself an actually phycial object, not just a ball.

Work harder next time