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RadishClock
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Age 45

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Posted by RadishClock - December 9th, 2014


Anyone?


Posted by RadishClock - November 26th, 2014



Posted by RadishClock - November 27th, 2013


Seriously. What's your excuse? Explain yourselves.


Posted by RadishClock - September 22nd, 2013


You little fuggers ain't even know how good you got it. All the porn you could ever want... THERE! Right at yer greezy fingernips. But when I was a kid, oh no. No internet. No world wide web. No nothing! We looked forward to those rare days... when the moon was full, and it had just rained, and the planets were aligned juuuuust right, so that the scrambled porn channels were slightly less scrambled than usual. It was glorious.

Those were the days.


Posted by RadishClock - September 17th, 2013


This is like the sixth time I've had to take a restroom break and I've only been at work for an hour.


Posted by RadishClock - September 13th, 2013


Quick, vote 5 on all Jason movies before it's too late!


Posted by RadishClock - September 2nd, 2013


The dream didn't make any sense but it was hilarious! I woke up laughing my ass off!
I don't remember what the dream was about now. But trust me.
Hilarious!


Posted by RadishClock - August 18th, 2013


Just curious.

I'm good.


Posted by RadishClock - August 14th, 2013


I know what you're all thinking:

"Man, I sure wish RadishClock would offer his superior Flash animation talents to my awful AWFUL project!"

Well today's your day, you lucky fuck.

For one time and one time only, RadishClock is offering his unparalleled skills to the highest bidder!

Or to the first person who can guess which dead celebrity I'm currently thinking about.

If you win, RadishClock will PERSONALLY animate an entire FOUR SECONDS of original animation for you to use in your next Newgrounds.com animation project!

So get off your lazy ass and asdfasouijfml4ew3ksdf,masdaaaeyes

FUCK THE RADISH RABBLE!


Posted by RadishClock - July 25th, 2013


There was this one time, when I was a kid. My brother and I.... let's just say his name was DAVE. We went christopher walken out in the woods behind our house. Now this was after there were a few forest fires, brought on by I guess sparks from the train tracks igniting the dry pine needles and shit. Nah, it was because the local stoners were lighting up and ignoring Smokey Bear's advise, that only stoners create forest fires.

So there was a fire. The woods burned a bit and it was awesome.

My bro and I went walking out there after the smoke and such was no more, and found an old shack. Like... a dirty old scary shack in the woods. It had a door, and two makeshift beds, and a shit ton of Penthouse Magazines!

We claimed the Penthouses as our own then tore the shack asunder, laughing our asses off all the ways.

Then we found an old boat. We pushed the old boat onto the train tracks and that was a shit storm that followed, believe-you-me.

We found a port-a-potty not far after, and flipped that shit. Literaly... Shit was flipped. It was our finest hours.

There's no moral to this story... just thought I'd get that shit off my chest.

There's no moral to this story.

DUCK THE FUCK FACTION!