RadishClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Come To Daddy]

Kay

Camera's so far up your nose I can see your inner child. But, those are some very pretty red lips you got there, young lady

AntiClockClock responds:

Ummm thanks? ASSHOLE. :)

[LL-Knuckles vs Cloud]

It's ok

Neato fight, but why not just go ahead and animate the real Cloud and Knuckles? These locks look like shit on a stick

Wonchop responds:

I wanted to make it different than those normal sprite battles...

[Some Funny Pictures ep.1]

Thoroughly bad

Bad audio, bad dialogue, bad movie.

KyuubiT responds:

your one of about 3 people who reviewed it badly. so i won't take you seriously. it's a sad day when a clock smacks down another clock. for shame.

[fun stuff 914]

That's some moist fun you got yourself there yaeh

For keeping with fun stuff tradition, you earn bonus points. Insert them wisely. Do not get them wet or feed them after midnight.

nazibomb responds:

gracias.

[BC finds a gun]

Congradulations!

That isn't Pepsi's gun, is it? He's been looking for it

BellClock responds:

God, I hope not.. If it is he'll kick my ass

[Numa Numa Party]

Manliest of movies

Like a warm cock in the eye, this movie racks in the sausage hole

Canuckles-Clock responds:

All sarcasm aside, this is quite possibly my favorite review of all time. I want it bronzed and put on my wall.

[Sex Education CC]

Funny movie

Ok, here goes. You earned a decent review this time.

Movie was pretty nifty. Easy on the eyes graphics, funny dialogue, and even some good comedic timing. Only a few problems come to mind here.

One, the clocks were unnecessary (or however you spell it, fuck that word always gives me trouble). I think this script would have been funny with any cast of characters. Just putting clocks in the movie doesn't really make it a clock movie. Needs more clock-esque humor and stuff.

Second, the voices you used were not only difficult to understand, but almost painful to listen to. It's like getting an electric drill to the ears.

You got talent. Just keep working on it.

Also, you're still a patriotic beach ball with a clock on it.

ps - StrawberryClock's parents... dude, that's fuckin' hillarious

BritClock responds:

Thanks, and I know, the sound was bad. This movie's old, I didn't really....Have the hang of it then >_<

And one of the first things that came to mind was the Strawberry's parents thing, so that's why I used clocks =P

[AHGAHGHAGHGHGH]

And boring

Been there done that. I guess it would be funny if I knew who the hell that was, but oh well.

Maybe something building up to the "Trick the Clown"-esque finale would have been more... well, more.

I know you are capable of much better work than this.

AubergineLock responds:

You do realise that this was supposed to be crappy on purpose.

It's a sign i have too much free time on my hands.

[Cave o' Doom]

Fairly sweet ass candy

Quite the little movie you got there, eh? Make more and the gods shall reward you

BlueBeetClock responds:

helo radish

[Window Licker 04]

Highly recommended soak wash

Watch it twice times

Coffee-lock responds:

2X as many orgasms.