Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This movie is the shitiest of shits, but you used the Sam Kinison scream so now you're movie is awesome, fuck you

SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The unbelievable, the unbeatable, and now the unliving Timmy the Snail returns in his latest and... perhaps FINAL adventure? Space Race: Timmy the Snail Part IV is an emotional roller coaster that will have you chewing your own teeth in suspense. Twelve starships.

Gonna go get me a Darren tattoo

Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. -
Ezekilol 4:12

CabbageClock responds:

"IMPORTANT! The wires in this mains lead are coloured in accordance with the following code - Blue: Neutral, Brown: Live" - Mingtak Fused 13:01

Recent Game Reviews

BB10's Friendship Adventure BB10's Friendship Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well that certainly was a thing

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kill bellclock!!1! kill bellclock!!1!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You cannot kill BellClock

Though it is fun to try. Glad to see some quality clock crew submissions. Blowing up pube muppet wins you extra bonus points. Spend them wisely

BellClock responds:

I'll use them to buy you some pretty shoes as a reward for uniting the veggie clocks with the fruits :)

SBC builder V2.0 SBC builder V2.0

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice Upgrade!

Including the costumes makes this much better. It's still not amazing, but is fun to play around with anyway.

You definately need more costumes. I might still have some old ones in an FLA somewhere I could send you.


Recent Audio Reviews

A Messy Kweznuz A Messy Kweznuz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This would be nice for (insert unfinished project here).

CabbageClock responds:

(insert response here)

Jason's New Look (Reprise) Jason's New Look (Reprise)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

And this should be the end credits!

CabbageClock responds:

Roger that!

Jason's New Look Jason's New Look

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This song is great. We should totally animate this!

CabbageClock responds:

Hold on, let me get the delorean! If we time it just right we can get this thing animated for today.

Recent Art Reviews

Clock Collage 2017 Clock Collage 2017

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is pretty great even though I'm not in it. Keep up the good workurfasdflkm

Space Space

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Space is scary. If there were only someone brave enough and slow enough to conquer it.

Marquis Funk Marquis Funk

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Shut your fucking lips."

CabbageClock responds:

Marquis: "Shut your fucking lips"
Guide Dog "He can't hear you, or see you. He's deaf and blind"
Guide Dog "It wasn't the Ham. It was me. The dog."
Marquis "That's disappointing"