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    FUCK THE DUCK DIVISION!

    Posted by RadishClock - July 12th, 2013


    How the hell am I supposed to divide by duck? I have a hard enough time multiplying by blue.
    Jesus...


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    The best way to enjoy whole duck is to divide and conquer. By separating the breast, which is at it's juicy best pan-seared for a short time, and the legs, which and best slow-roasted and crisp, you are enjoying this bird at it's absolute finest.

    Mmm... that does sound tasty. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century, when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius..

    "..bat wings, blood.."
    "I'll get it!"

    The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan...

    In the heart of Transylvania,
    In the Vampire Hall of Fang-yia,
    There's not a vampire zanier than Duckula!