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SHARK TANK EP 1 SHARK TANK EP 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This movie is the shitiest of shits, but you used the Sam Kinison scream so now you're movie is awesome, fuck you



SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The unbelievable, the unbeatable, and now the unliving Timmy the Snail returns in his latest and... perhaps FINAL adventure? Space Race: Timmy the Snail Part IV is an emotional roller coaster that will have you chewing your own teeth in suspense. Twelve starships.

Gonna go get me a Darren tattoo



Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. -
Ezekilol 4:12


CabbageClock responds:

"IMPORTANT! The wires in this mains lead are coloured in accordance with the following code - Blue: Neutral, Brown: Live" - Mingtak Fused 13:01


Fine Dining Fine Dining

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Adorahorrible


jessejayjones responds:

Haha, thanks! :D


OTB - That Sinking Feeling OTB - That Sinking Feeling

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I was supposed to be asleep by now.
But instead, here I am, midnight thirty, on the newgrounds dot coum watching a Rooms to Go commercial, no financing for five year, living room bedroom dinettes OH YEAH you can find it at the market, we talkin' 'bout FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY!

This movie was pretty good. Sinking boat. Clocks. I wasn't in it, so you don't get a 5 today. Sorry.

Pineapple is still a thing? He's a cool dewd.

You're pretty cool too.

Not as cool as me tho.

Good night.


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RadioTubeClock responds:

I think Pineapple works in the background on the website or something, I know he's currently on the list of Admins. I'll use you in one of these somewhere in future, I can always use more cameos. Thanks for the review!


Jet-Chicken Jet-Chicken

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was like something I would have seen stoned on Liquid Television twenty years ago.

I especially liked the part with the chicken.

5 out of 5 goods


Mightydein responds:

I remember watching bits and pieces of liquid televison as a kid.

A lot of these cartoons aired in timeslots that were way too late for me.

Late night television used to be extremely fun because certain tv stations played entertaining animation.

I remember bravo used to play anime during late night hours.

Teletoon used to play stuff like duck-man, spawn, the head, the maxx and some anime.

Much music played liquid television, ren and stimpy and beavis and butthead.

I mostly had access to these shows from the videostore more easily.

I remember renting a liquid television vhs tape and enjoyed the show.

Has liquid television ever been released to DVD?

Thanks for making that flattering comparison to old animated shorts on liquid television.

I really appreciate this review.


Jacation Jacation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, that sure was a trip.


CabbageClock responds:

a TRIP HAZARD! or something.


Fore Twanty Fore Twanty

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why wasn't I invited to the Stooges marathon?


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RubberDildo responds:

I was going to give you a call, but then I got high.


Another Boring Day. Another Boring Day.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I was waiting for you to eat the baking soda. I was disappointed. You disappoint me, RD. So much disappoint.

Good work!


RubberDildo responds:

Who's to say I didn't eat the baking soda.

Thanks.


The Last Pinetree The Last Pinetree

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. Love the characters. Loved the voice acting. Loved the snow. You win a cookie.