Score: 10

"I'm going to start spreading the news"

submission: Honey Roasted Peanuts 3

date: September 14, 2007

all over my delicate naked body

Score: 10

"Sex with a dimensional portal..."

submission: Son of Carrot

date: September 13, 2007

Well, at least there's no clean-up.

Score: 10

"An important lesson for all"

submission: Never Touch Children

date: September 13, 2007

Don't forget, children. If you are ever touched just follow these simple steps:
1. Don't touch back.
2. Let the adult finish, as not to incur further and much harsher punishment touching.
3. When the adult is finished, alert another responsible adult.
4. If this responsible adult touches you, see steps 1-3 again.

Score: 10

"The eternal mystery"

submission: Dr P's Infernal Machine 4

date: September 6, 2007

Dr. P is a phenomenon of our age. We are all familiar with his tragic tale: eternally trapped within his own infernal creation, forced to communicate to the world outside through the machine's twisted visions of apocalyptic nightmares . Just as we sometimes believe the blind are gifted with second sight or uncanny musical ability, most of us can't help suspecting that Dr. P has been compensated for his torment by being granted a special insight into the true nature of our Universe.

Score: 10

"By far the greatest movie I've seen all minute"

submission: CC-How Jason Got His Mask

date: June 7, 2007

Next you should tell the tale of how Jason got his monocle.

Score: 10

"larf!"

submission: Kozak VII: Reborn

date: April 11, 2007

Leonard Maltin couldn't be here today to review this movie so here's his pal Leonard Nemoy standing in for him:

"I shit my pants"
-Leonard Nemoy, Leonard Nemoy's Book of Chawozzer

Score: 10

"Touching"

submission: Four Years of Shit

date: March 25, 2007

It touches me

And I think you know where

Score: 10

"Will the madness ever end?"

submission: Dr P's Infernal Machine 3

date: March 20, 2007

Not as long as the vengeful spirit of Doctor Wilhuff James Puebraddy lives within the accursed machine. Let this day be forever etched in history as a beckon... nay, a warning to future civilizations who will no doubt uncover the secrets we have worked so hard to bury. Beware, descendants. You know not the powers with which you are dealing with.

2323/56/34/1212/8989
- 78/888/2323

Score: 10

"Best movie of the minute!"

submission: Nowhere to Run, baby

date: December 14, 2006

Totally wicked toon. Thanks Bell. You inspire us all

Score: 10

"I can't vote higher than 10"

submission: Fish Heads!!!!1!

date: September 15, 2006

But seriously, this deserves all 11's